half of me is sappy and romantic and nice

and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted

i don’t understand

Tagged as: #shet

tenzin: good morning, everyo--
tenzin: Meelo!! What is that in your mouth!!
tenzin: Korra, why is Meelo-- KORRA? WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TRYING TO COOK? WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?
tenzin: HONEY, WHERE'S-- JINORA! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER'S STASH OF BOOKS IMMEDIATELY!! DON'T HELP HER REACH THE STASH, BOLIN! IT'S ON A HIGH SHELF FOR A REASO--
tenzin: IKKI! PUT THAT CUP OF LECHEE JUICE DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME I WILL-- DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!
tenzin: NOW I NEED A MOP FROM THE THE CLO-- MAKO? ASAMI? WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS--
tenzin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WATER BROKE, WOMAN?
tenzin: IT'S ONLY THE FIRST MORNING
tenzin: THE FIRST MORNING!!

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself? 


*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

gethpyro:

And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that’s all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o’er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.